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A Little News

2011-07-11T01:18:00.000-06:00

A nice article about AWCS appeared on Suite 101 today.
Check it out.

Also if you haven't already, check out the Freshwater Pearls Online Supplement website that goes along with the 30th anniversary celebrations and the launch of the Freshwater Pearls anthology. The cover has been selected and the online submissions are starting to appear along with some snippets of what is between the pages of the print copy. A must read for sure.

A Novel Approach: A Year-Long Novel Course

2011-04-02T11:03:00.002-06:00

NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS

The Program
A Novel Approach is an advanced year-long novel course designed for serious novelists/writers of fiction to encourage and motivate the writer to the completion of the first draft of a novel/short story collection. Through instruction, writing exercises, work-shopping, group discussion and mentorship this program will get you well on your way to completing the first draft and depending on how far along you are, maybe even the second draft.

Throughout the year, you will discuss common obstacles to finishing your draft from beginnings, plot, story, POV, voice, structure and endings. Elements of flashbacks, sex scenes, symbolism, dialogue, character development, research and methods of submitting to publishers/agents will also be discussed with more emphasis on specific needs of the participants, but all areas will be covered.

You will meet twice a month for two and a half hours. Between classes you will be expected to read and comment on other student’s work, as well as work on your own projects.

Please note: There is an extensive critique/workshop component to this course.

The Pre-Requisites
Successful applicants must:

Have a novel-in-progress
Have completed A Novel Idea, the AWCS 10-week beginner novel course, or equivalent ; or have previously published short stories.

The Application Procedures

There is a non-refundable application fee of $25 that must accompany each submission.
There are only 10 spaces available, so send us your best, well-edited submissions.
Submit 30 pages or first three chapters of your novel in-progress along with a detailed synopsis of your entire story. Manuscript submissions should be typed in an easy to read font, double-spaced on one side of the page.
Include a cover page with your name, contact information and writing experience along with a brief paragraph about why you should be considered for this program, how far along you are in your draft and your level of commitment to the program.
Send to: AWCS, A Novel Approach, 922, 9th Ave SE, Calgary, AB T2G 0S4
Or email as an attachment in .doc, .docx, .pdf or .rtf to: awcs@telusplanet.net
Applications and fee must be received by June 30, 2011(applications will not be processed until application fee is received.)
You will be notified of your acceptance by July 31, 2011

The Fees

Application Fee (non-refundable, must accompany submission) $25

Course Fees (due after acceptance)

AWCS Members: $550
Non-Members: $600
One Year Membership: $60

Course fees due (or arrangements made) by one week prior to start of class or you forfeit your spot.

Make all cheques/money orders payable to: Alexandra Writers Centre Society. Payments also accepted by Visa/MasterCard and can be paid online, in person, or by phone.

The Meeting Times
Mondays, 7-9:30pm
Begins September 12, 2011
Students will meet every other Monday, from September 2011 to June 2012.

The Instructor: Naomi K. Lewis

Naomi K. Lewis is a novelist, ghostwriter, magazine writer and editor, and teacher living in Calgary. Her novel, Cricket in a Fist, was published by Goose Lane editions in 2008, and she ghostwrote Spencer Beach's memoir, In Case of Fire (Kingsley Publishing, 2010). Naomi will be writer-in-residence at the Calgary Public Library from September to November, 2011. Visit her website to learn more: http://www.naomiklewis.com/

The Student Readings

Each year, AWCS hosts three student readings that correspond with each semester end. A Novel Approach students are invited to participate and read from their works-in-progress at any or all of the readings.

There's no escaping the love that is family...

2010-12-10T23:29:00.008-07:00

Today is my Dad's birthday. He died a number of years ago.

He and I, we never quite saw eye to eye.

His eyes (a bit higher than mine) saw a different past, a different future.

I think that makes it likely that he saw further in both directions...he was taller after all, and he stood on the powerful shoulders of his immigrant parents. They were the sort of parents who knew of poverty and privation. It made them generous. When they laughed, the laughter was loud and real. When they ate, they cleaned their plates...always a final wipe with the last bit of bread.

My father held hope close to his heart...as though it was as much a burden as it was a gift. He took it everywhere, looking for chances to give small pieces of it away.

My father was stingy with his past...it wasn't a place he liked to share. He would not let us wear black jeans, or black high top sneakers because those were what the government issued to poor kids during the depression.

My father could never come to terms with communism, no matter how often I told him it was just like sharing. I didn't know, until much later, about how Stalin starved his people.

My Dad, Joseph, did not teach me to speak Ukranian. I think he felt like it might be a step backward. He was wrong about that.

He did teach me how to throw (really throw...not like a girl), he taught me that girls are as good as boys. He made it clear that I should not wait for someone to take of me. He taught me that I was as capable as anyone of learning to use a hammer, screwdriver, or a saw.

I learned to saw quite easily, that's when he told me that it's more important to see...to see that there is a world full of work to be done, that I was obligated to do some of it.

It was difficult for my Dad to tolerate sleeping late. He never did. If he was sick, he was sick standing up. Until he got really sick.

My Dad did not laugh often, so every time it happened it was a peculiar kind of blessing.

Once, while in my Father's care, my nephew Joe shoved a peanut up his brother Dan's nose. My Dad could never tell the story without laughing so hard his eyes would well with tears.

"Daniel...why did you let your brother stick a peanut up your nose?"

Why indeed.

In memory of Joe...off to work I go.

Filled with hugs I'd love to give,

Kari

Just Another Big Bang Theory...

2010-11-29T14:46:00.010-07:00

Yesterday I looked at my workout schedule. A two hour bike ride. Crap.

It was hard to begin...so hard. Why? Because:

a) it's winter and sitting on a bike, in the basement, watching daytime television, is exactly as physically pleasant as plucking your own nose hairs;

b) simple physics. Newton's Second Law - An object at rest will remain at rest unless acted on by an unbalanced force. I was the object at rest. Oddly enough, I was also the unbalanced force that acted on my resting self. I think of this as some perverted form of multi-tasking;

c) finally, it was hard to begin because I know that once I begin, I will not stop until I've done what I set out to do. Beginning is an unspoken promise to complete the task. It's never the first step that's hard, it's knowing that I will have to take all the other steps, and some of those steps will hurt.

Rainer Maria Rilke said, "It is a tremendous act of violence to begin anything."

Rainer Maria Rilke is the best name ever. If I get to name myself in a future life...I'm going to be Rainer Maria Rilke.

Rilke was a poet, a tad on the morose side... but he sure nailed it on the idea of beginnings.

Contrast Rilke with Lao Tzu, the "journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step" guy. People want to believe this single step notion because it's simple, peaceful and exquisitely rational.

But I'm with Rainer Rilke...and science backs me up. This whole show, the roots of our existence, the beginning of all beginnings - it didn't start with a step - it started with a big violent bang.

Races start the same way, the blast of a horn, or a gunshot. As the countdown begins the starting line becomes electric. The air takes on a particular odour; the ozone smell that precedes a lighting strike blends with low notes of fear, something that smells like lust, and the reek of the guy who's running in an unwashed "lucky" t-shirt. The crack of a pistol, the blast of an air horn...the runners explode forward, each one writing their own race. Bang.

...and a story, it never really begins with a single word, tapped softly on keys. The story begins with anguish, or a thought so terrible (or beautiful) that it's impossible not to think it again, a jealousy that brings burning bile to the throat, a passion that could breed violence, an act of violence that could spawn an impossible love...

Passion is the "bang" that starts art in motion.

"Bang" is the unbalanced force that precipitates action.

Perhaps that's why, when I ask politely for quiet, then come calmly to my desk, there's a good chance I'll spend a docile hour, checking out Facebook, on-line shopping and reading that pathetic drivel that passes for news on my homepage...and I will write nothing.

When I come to my desk on fire, that is when I write. On a good desk day I start by ripping off far more than I can chew, then I chew it anyway...I take more steps than I'm comfortable with.

"It is a tremendous act of violence to begin anything."

We can only finish what we start.

To begin, begin.

Begin with a bang.

24 Random Thoughts

2010-11-23T14:22:00.014-07:00

Hello:

I really have no big thoughts today, so here is a collection of small ones...

1. Everybody was a baby once, Arthur. Oh, sure, maybe not today, or even yesterday. But once. Babies, chum: tiny, dimpled, fleshy mirrors of our us-ness, that we parents hurl into the future, like leathery footballs of hope. And you've got to get a good spiral on that baby, or evil will make an interception.

The Tick said that, and no matter how times I hear it, it still makes me laugh.

2. I haven't decided if I hate Christmas, or if I love it in the way that you sometimes love things that are painful, like deep massage or a proper tooth cleaning.

3. I can't wait until Hannah Montana is done...not just for today...but FOREVER.

4. When you go to a pool to swim laps, don't swim in the fast lane if you are not fast. It makes the swimmers who ARE fast want to pull out your toenails.

5. When I write, my dog Bulky sits on my chair, behind me. Normally he's a bit of jerk - so this is his most endearing quality.

6. I don't tell the dog, but I actually like the hamster better. The hamster's name is Tuxedo and he's very handsome.

7. If we don't get a Chinook soon, I'll probably get arrested for committing some act of unprovoked aggression. Seriously, I nearly yelled at an old lady at the Safeway because she insisted on using the cart with the shakey wheel. Dammit - there was a whole fleet of perfectly good carts!

8. Women who think Dr. Oz is sexy give me the creeps. Really, ladies...doesn't he mostly look like he needs a bath?

9. ...and while we're on the subject of that genre, I can't wait until Orpra is finished...not just for today...but FOREVER.

10. If justice is something other than pipe dream, there is a special place in hell for people who spit in public.

11. Ignatius and Aloysius are funny names. Probably that's why nobody uses them any more.

12. I think the "Can't you see I'm eating a cookie?" response is pure genius. I can't believe no one thought of that one before.

13. Ikea. It's like Idea - but with a "k"...and meatballs.

14. My little girl is at the dentist right now. I bought her a donut at lunchtime but she wouldn't eat it because she was convinced the dentist would know and get mad. I wonder when she's going to stop being such a worrier.

15. I always judge a book by its cover. I find it saves time.

16. I've developed a peculiar relationship with my bicycle. I speak to it lovingly. I am worried if I don't it will abandon or fail me when I need it most. I didn't name it though - that would be weird.

17. I ate some President's Choice Baby Back Rib potato chips the other day (I know, don't judge me). The thing is, THEY TASTE LIKE REAL RIBS. It's unnatural. I think Galen Westin has taken concert with the devil. How else could such a thing be possible?

18. People who use the phrase "drink the Kool-Aid" really piss me off. 276 children died that day. Hardly an event that should be turned into a tag-line.

19. I wish I could keep an Ipod for longer than two months before I lose it. My last one was with me for ONE run.

20. If you don't think penguins are cute, you should keep that to yourself, because penguin lovers...they're a little nuts.

21. You can still buy Cracker Jack at Walmart, but the prizes are totally suckish.

22. Gingerbread houses are a colossal waste of food. The practice should be abandoned.

23. Bullies are just cowards turned inside out.

24. If you don't have one great idea, sometimes a tidy pile of little ideas will do.

Stay warm...

Be cool...

I'll never make THAT mistake again...

2010-11-16T09:51:00.012-07:00

I have this friend, lets call her Lorraine.

She believes that mistakes happen for a reason, that they arrive to teach us something we wouldn't otherwise learn. She is adamant about this. I think Lorraine is wise.

I also think that there are two kinds of mistakes. There are polite mistakes. They drop off their little bundle of "chock it up to experience" and then depart leaving the mind informed and at peace. The rude mistakes take up permanent residence. They regularly reappear in the mind's eye to embarrass us anew, sometimes in the middle of the day, but more often at night, just as we are about to sleep.

This is a tale of two such mistakes.

Mistake #1:

My very first writing teacher offered the class this assignment: describe a single event from two points of view.

Despite being utterly unfamiliar with the situation, I chose to write about childbirth, from the mother's perspective and the doctor's.

It started like this:

"I have been wrapped in a shroud of pain..."

Really. Would anyone like a side of gag with their slab of melodrama?

I destroyed the paper copy of that piece decades ago, but that line still creeps into my head now and again, and each time it does, I wince."I have been wrapped in a shroud of pain..."

I know I wrote better lines for that prof, but I cannot recall a single one. I'm equally certain that that hideous sentence will follow me to the grave. In fact, those might be the last words I utter.

"I have been wrapped in a shroud of pain..."

Mistake #2

I ran the Last Chance half marathon on Sunday. It was a great day and a wonderful race. My tights didn't exactly fit they way they should. I should have tried those stretchy babies on a few days before the race and realized that I needed better fitting ones. That small mistake cost me a little chaffing in the nethers. In spite of that, I ran a personal best.

On Monday I went to the pool to lengthen those race-stressed muscles. It was a lovely swim, all loose and floppy, just the way my coach told me it should be.

...and afterwards a soak in the hot tub.

Of an early afternoon, the hot tub at the Y is often populated with retired gents who make their workouts as much a social occasion as a physical outing. They congregate in a group of 6-8, sit along the edge of the hot pool, feet dangling in the water and they shout at one another over the roar of the jets.

Yesterday, as I approached the hot tub, they fell silent. Their eyes seemed to take on some frantic life of their own, darting from place to place, but always returning, ever-so-briefly, to me.

As I stepped over the rim of the tub, I glanced down. The abrasions of the day before had reacted with the chlorinated water. Red patches graced my inner thighs, bright patches. They positively glowed, their size and shape - dead ringers for giant hickies.

The old men did not utter a single word the entire time I soaked in the hot water.

I guess I could have stood up and addressed them, explained that I was the victim of ill fitting pants, not debauchery...but I preferred to let them think whatever it was they were thinking.

It occurs to me that another person might have reacted differently, that being caught with hickey marked thighs might be humiliating, while writing a really bad sentence might slip on as easily as a favourite sweater.

I think that Lorraine is right, our mistakes do educate us, and tell us as much about who we are as they do about what we've done. They help us define ourselves, they shape our future.

Perhaps the mistakes that haunt us most are the ones we will have to make again.

Trying to get it right more often than I get it wrong...

Kari

Tripping Uptown

2010-11-08T11:32:00.003-07:00

So...a brief vacation from writing due to illness and the busywork that follows being unable to do anything for a week. Hope I was missed. Here's my latest...

I lost the stomach for downtown a decade ago. When I retreated to the suburbs, I left behind at least a million unread words. Manuals on bookshelves, PowerPoint presentations, corporate newsletters, annual reports... unappreciated gifts of a stifled imagination.

Occasionally I return to the core, but only to shop, a project for which I am wholly ill-suited.

Unaccustomed to the train, I am a clumsy traveler. I forget to buy my ticket before I descend to the platform, then I forget where I put it. I touch the handrail on the staircase then discover I’m out of hand sanitizer.

I sit at the edge of my seat. I touch nobody, nothing. I am not fond of the smell.

Near the downtown station where I exit, an old man sits crumpled in a corner near a door, a hat laid in his lap.

I walk past him, then stop. I find my wallet easily enough, but when I try to unzip it, the paper money gets clenched in the teeth and the zipper stalls. I pull at the bills to free them, shreds of currency flutter to the greasy sidewalk. I am sweating by the time I liberate a twenty.

I put it in the old man’s hat. It takes a moment for him to notice, then he looks up and into my eyes. “God bless you,” he says.

I want to say, “he already has” but I cannot. I struggle with belief.

“Spend it like you found it,” I offer, and he smiles a dark, gummy smile.

“You’re an angel,” he tells me and I smile too.

The secret to being perfect, it seems, is to show up infrequently, with a gift, and say something that makes a little, but not too much sense.

Feeling the love without, and the love within,

Kari

A quick note to my adoring legions of fans...

2010-10-22T17:20:00.003-06:00

Like all the best kinds of gratification, this week's blog is delayed.

I am ill. I am ill AND I sound like a Smurf, a profound manifestation of the notion of "adding insult to injury".

I'll get to YOU people as soon as I can - right now I've got little invaders to deal with. Heat the buttered rum!

Bed ridden - but not ridden with bedbugs...

Sometimes when we touch...

2010-10-13T18:08:00.020-06:00

Last night my little family and I watched in wonder, breathing shallow breaths, as the first of the trapped Chilean miners made a slow, steady ascent to the earth's surface.

My cheeks were hot and my eyes damp with gratitude for his safe transport from out of the stone. We heard that the president of Chile had called for every church bell in that nation to ring out when the first miner came back into the light.

Our basement is a bit shy on church bells - or any other kind of bell for that matter -but we do have two drum kits. So, my little girl and I grabbed a good crash cymbal and a pair of heavy sticks. We took them out the front door and rang that cymbal like a bell for a full minute. It was good. Pissed of the neighbours...but it was good.

When we finished clanging, little V. was grinning, and my face was soaked with tears. Our joy reverberated off distant houses, faint echoes of our exuberance, a joyful sound resounding. No words required.

That same night, in front of the television again, we watched as the next miners emerged. In every case, the first thing each one did was grab hold of a loved one. Chest to chest, faces buried against throats.

The words came second. No "I love you" was spoken aloud into a space between between two people. It was always breathed into a neck, mumbled into warm skin.

Switch gears.

Today I had a massage. No "hot stones at the spa" affair. This hurts.

My therapist is brilliant. Her fingers find what's broken. They seek out the knots and divots in muscles - they press one into the other until I am smooth again, fluid again - and all without a word. Our relationship is professional - but when she is done with me, my life is different than before I arrived. I move freely. Her touch makes it possible for me to begin again, the process of breaking myself.

My training log says I have to swim 3000 meters tomorrow, five times the distance the miners were held captive under the earth. It will take me less than 12 minutes to swim the expanse that separated the men from the surface, 622 meters. Water is softer than stone - but when it comes to life and death, equally unforgiving. This instructs me. It is rarely about how far you must travel - but more what you must travel through.

My husband is traveling tonight - a business trip.

When he is home, we seldom speak to each other in the middle of the night. Our bed is small and there is a rhythm to our turns, into and away from each other, through the night, wakeful at times, but silent, pushing back against front, or front against back - bum to belly, belly to bum. It is a dance of sorts, accommodating the needs of the other's comfort. In summer we relish the cool side of each other, and in winter the warm one.

I've had a busy day, and although he's been in my mind a hundred times it won't be until tonight, between the hours of two and five, that I will miss him most. I will roll over to touch him and he won't be there. It will happen more than once, and each time I will be equally disappointed, equally alone, despite my ability to stretch long my aching back. I would rather the weight of his arm.

Ashleigh Brilliant once noted, "Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches." Ha, he's good, eh?

Words will never replace an "I love you" whispered close to an ear, the rapture of fingers dancing over skin, a naked baby sleeping on a bare chest, flying arms smashing out noise to celebrate freedom and safety, the tickle of chest hair against a naked back.

Words are not the same as touch...

Kisses and punches.

Words make it possible to share them. Write touch into your work.

Saying it best, when I say nothing at all...

Kari

What the Coffee Table Has to Say...

2010-10-06T11:04:00.012-06:00

My coffee table is home to three vessels.

One is a small glazed piece made by a woman named Beatrice Wood. When she passed away in 1998, she was 105. She was quite a famous artist and she made love to many artists even more famous than herself. My first husband was in love with Beatrice Wood, he was an artist too - but I never really felt he was that good. He gave me the Beatrice piece of art when I graduated from University. That husband was a cad, but Beatrice Wood was a remarkable artist, so I keep the lustrous ceramic in view for her sake, but not his.

The second vessel is even older than Beatrice Wood. It is from China and the glaze is the color of an alpine lake during run off, a milky green. It was a gift to Ken (my now husband) and I. It reminds me of the mountains we've climbed, the valleys we wandered through. Sometimes I get thirsty just looking at it. I keep it on the table for us - so that we can remember the wanting.

The third piece is a glass vase that we received as a wedding gift. A little girl named Paige dropped a rock into it and broke open the side, a hole just slightly bigger than her clenched fist. Oddly, that hole made the vase at least twice as beautiful as it was before. Sometimes I place little objects inside it. The hole acts as a frame for small treasures.

The mother of the girl who broke the vase was one of my oldest and dearest friends. She bought us another vase by the same artist, to replace the broken one, but it is not nearly as lovely as the first. You can't see inside the new vase. Its shell hasn't been split open by curiosity.

A year and a half ago this friend, let's call her Susan, sent me an email explaining that, in order to save her marriage and keep her family together, she could not see or speak to me again.

I asked, several times, for an explanation but got no reply.

I keep that vase on the table because it prompts Ken and I to wonder. We peek inside that broken vase, looking for clues. We pose questions, imagine why, then we move on to happier subjects.

As beautiful or tragic as it is, you can only spend so much time talking about a hole - and there are other vessels to discuss.

Half empty AND half full...

Kari

In which I tell the tale of getting lost on a mountain...

2010-09-29T09:49:00.009-06:00

Just got back from a lovely trip to Vermont. It's as pretty as they claim, maybe prettier, and very hilly.

I have a gouge on my left shin. I got it on a hike. We took the easy way up and came down a trail called "The Precipice".

"Why do you think they call it THAT," I asked my fearless husband. I'm not fond of exposure to open expanses of air. I like the idea of having at least two steps to regain my balance. This is not what "The Precipice" is about. "The Precipice" is about balancing on little edges, clinging to a line of heavy gauge wire put in place to prevent hikers from plummeting to their deaths.

We used the wire. We did not die.

Yay.

After the dangerous part was done, we got lost. Not serious lost...just confounded by the absence of trail. I'm sure the trail was there, under the blanket of bright leaves. Apparently they take their Fall pretty seriously in Vermont. They even go to the trouble of making it smell amazing.

As we wandered about we met a fellow from Boston - at least that's where he told us he was from. He was also lost. He was talking on his cellphone. I think his wife was trying to give him directions down.

Vermont has a lot of trees. You can't see through them for any distance. I kind of like that. The man from Boston did not share our enthusiasm for the fullness of the forest. He was afraid.

He was concerned that he hadn't worn any insect repellant. He was convinced the cellphone coverage would diminish as we descended. It became clear to Ken and I that he was feeling that he might die.

It was equally clear to us that if we simply headed down hill, by whatever route, we would come to the river and the river would lead us back to town. We told this to the man from Boston, but I think he had issues with the theory. His voice quavered, "Does this mean we're not really on a trail anymore?"

I laughed and I told him, "It's OK. We've been lost in places that count way more than this."

My husband is a gracious man, sometimes beyond measure, and so he was on this day. He calmly explained to Mr. Boston that we were from Canada, that once, on a three day backpack, we miscalculated a route through the Palliser Valley in the Rocky Mountains. He recounted our grizzly bear sightings and told the man how we'd been forced to spend the night in a tiny alpine meadow with a young moose outside the tent.

Oddly, this seemed to bring cheer to our companion.

You can tell, by my writing, that we survived. There was a little bushwhacking, a few small curses, and a scratch or two before we finally emerged from the forest and into the expansive back yard of a really lovely home. The yard had a pond...with ducks. I like ponds with ducks.

The three of us crept sheepishly though the immaculate yard. We walked toward town, amazed at how disoriented we had become on our short trek. Oddly, we emerged from the forest very close to Mr. Boston's hotel, no more than 500 meters. Our car was parked a good distance away.

I could tell, as we parted company, that the Bostonian wanted to give us something more than a thank-you, but his hands and pockets were empty save the cellphone. He was half way across the street when he turned and shouted back, "my wife and I are having dinner at the Simon Pearce tonight. It's supposed to be really good. It fills up quickly, so you need to make a reservation."

Here is what I learned from this experience:

Getting lost is easier than you think.

Our experiences define how we perceive danger.

Even if you've nothing else to give, you can always recommend a good restaurant.

Finally, I believe that somewhere, perhaps as I type this, there is a man in Boston telling the tale I have just told. He's telling it very differently because it is his story. It did not begin at "The Precipice" and it ended in a restaurant we did not visit. I'm sad I can't be there to hear it. I think I would like his version.

That is the glory of story.

Wandering, but not lost...

Kari

What if THIS is as famous as I ever get?

2010-09-21T10:09:00.011-06:00

I've got a daughter who's cutting her social teeth in the era where everyone expects notoriety, in one form or another, at some point in their lives. Two years ago she was wearing shoes that fastened with Velcro and now she's convinced she's due her "Warhol's 15"... her moment on the stage.

"Famous? You mean like Justin Beiber?" I ask. The world's most famous teen is front page news as he tours Alberta, so he's top of my head.

"Yes, but not for singing."

"What do you want to be famous for?"

"Dunno." The little one skips off to do her hair (a talent she's cultivated with no guidance from me).

I follow her to the bathroom. "Maybe you could be a famous writer?"

She giggles as she stares at herself in the mirror. "Writers don't get famous, Mom."

"Some do." I open the door wide and watch her organize her locks with a selection of color co-ordinated clips. Damn, she's good.

"J.K. Rowling is famous."

"What book did he write?"

"She. She wrote all the Harry Potter books." The child puts down the last hair clip, gives me a look I didn't expect for another seven years.

"Harry Potter is movies, Mom. The movie is famous. TV stars are famous, and singers."

So, that's that.

As I watch my girl make order of her last errant strands my thoughts return to young Mr. Beiber. I recently watched a documentary on his rise to prominence. It included footage of an early concert where many of the Moms present were crying and screaming nearly as passionately as their daughters.

I kind of get it. I mean most of these women, in their thirties now, were deprived of decent boys to scream at during adolescence. They missed Donny Osmond, David Cassidy, the Bay City Rollers and all those lesser known yester-cuties currently making the rehab reality show circuit. Women, I feel your loss, but let me say this clearly - save your tears for a your pillow. Adult women screaming, swooning and weeping over a barely pubescent boy is just creepy.

But back to the subject of fame. In a later conversation, the little one asks what I want to be famous for.

I tell her I don't think that I want to be famous.

She looks at me as though I've just confessed that I eat fairies for breakfast. "Then what do you want to do?"

"My best," I tell her. Her gaze doesn't shift and I can feel my eyes brimming with tears, the way they do when I tell the myself an absolute truth. She shakes her head.

"That's not the same as famous."

"You're right, it's not. And I'm totally fine with that."

She grabs my hand. "Oh, don't cry, Mom."

"It's OK," I tell her. I want to explain that there are a thousand things more important than famous. Instead I kiss her head and murmur into her well-managed hair, "these are happy tears."

Happily flying under the radar,

Kari

2010-09-16T23:19:00.003-06:00

No blog this week...most of what I had to say would have ended badly...for all of us.

Sippin' @ Starbucks: A Tragedy (Not Really)

2010-09-08T22:15:00.010-06:00

I'm not a coffee snob. Seriously, I drink instant. Every day.

My glorious husband designates me "caffeine Philistine". He likes how that rolls off his tongue. I do too. My coffee habits drive him nuts. I do too.

On a given morning, I take my instant coffee with three ounces of that Hazelnut creamer that comes in vaguely phallic containers that you pick up in the dairy department at Safeway despite the fact that, as near as I can tell, they contain no dairy. None. Not a whiff.

I drink my instant coffee at my house.

Alone.

Except yesterday.

Yesterday there was work going on at the house. Noisy work. I had writing to do. I needed internet accesss, relative calm, and coffee.

So, may Tim Horton forgive me, I did it.

I went to the Chapters on McLeod, the one with the Starbucks, and the WiFi... Make no mistake, I'm not proud, but it was soooo easy. I abandoned my home office, my Taster's Choice, my Hazelnut in a penile decanter. I sat at a high table.

I don't really speak Starbucks - but I've discovered that if you order a "large chai latte", nothing bad happens. They don't make you order your size in code (tea people don't need to get it), they don't ask for a temperature, and there is no foam to contend with ("with which to contend" for you sticklers).

I picked a nice table by the window, opened my laptop, took a sip and before I knew it I was deep into the work. I was IN THE ZONE. I dropped quickly into that deep spot where all that exists is the stuff in my head and the way it starts to appear on the screen for me to read...only it's not so much reading as watching the story unfold in real time (well - sort of real time - I'm a pretty crappy typist).

Yesterday the writer in my head was cranked on a large shot of chai. She was on fire.

I had planned a few pages of comic interlude but the "chai lady" in my head made it clear that this was the day my main character, Chuck, would contend with the death of his family while he floated in a fishing boat with his best friend.

It's 9:30 a.m. I'm probably a bit crazy looking on account of "did I really leave the house without brushing my hair?" Oh yeah, I did. I'm typing madly, sitting alone, at Starbucks...and I'm crying.

Oh yes...I'm crying.

At Starbucks.

I can actually see people watching me as I type. I could stop writing to tell them that "it's...just a book...just a scene" but I don't. Chai Lady's on a roll. Besides, if I don't dry for my characters, who will?

So I type and type until, damn, I'm outta Chai. When I finally stop I note that the piped-in music is Cat Stevens singing "Wind of My Soul". My eyelids are swollen, I'm still leaking tears, and a guy in Armani who ordered "skinny" coffee is giving me the hairy eye. It just doesn't get any better than this.

I sit back and reread. I cry again.

There are a thousand ways in which writing is hard. Sometimes it's hard to imagine that I'm fully responsible for the tragedies that bend or break sweet boys like Chuck. I think of his parents and twin sisters, how I put them in a rusty ice fishing buggy and plunged them into the icy cold of Lake Manitoba. The girls were so young. I didn't even give them a chance.

Sometimes it makes me wonder if I...

Anyway, today I'm back in my office. I could cry if I wanted, and no one would see me.

But it's not that day. The Taster's Choice is going down smooth and I've written this.

Not so hard.

Don't text and drive,

Kari

AWCS 30th Anniversary Anthology, Call for Submissions

2010-09-06T13:34:00.000-06:00

To celebrate its 30th anniversary, the Alexandra Writers Centre Society and Recliner Books will publish an anthology showcasing work by individuals with connections to the society. There will be a print edition and possibly an e-book. Submissions from current and past members, instructors, sponsors or others connected to AWCS are welcome.

1. Genre: Short stories, novel excerpts, poetry and creative non-fiction. We define creative nonfiction as "literary" or involving imaginative use of language. No academic papers or reports. No multiple submissions. Please submit work in one genre only.2. Maximum Length: Prose: 3000 words, Poetry: up to 5 poems (max. 100 lines)

3. How to Submit: E-mail submissions only as attachments in .rtf or .doc (please no .docx) File name must indicate your name, title and genre. Eg. steinbeckjselectedpoems.doc/.rtf or smith_summer_cnf.doc/.rtf. E-mail to pearlsanthology@gmail.com Do not submit work to the Alexandra Writers Centre Society. Any submissions received at the centre or its e-mail address will not be considered.

4. Submission Response: All submissions will receive a confirmation that work was received. Also, work will be accepted or declined by e-mail.

5. Work Chosen for Publication: You will be e-mailed a contract to be signed that has been agreed upon by AWCS and Recliner Books and stipulates details. Authors of selected material will receive a one-time payment of $75 plus 1 copy of the anthology. This covers the printed anthology and inclusion in a digital version.

6. Submissions Format:

- All Submissions: Include a cover page as first page or in body of e-mail with your name, full contact information, e-mail address, association with AWCS, bio of 50 words or less and title(s) of work. Simultaneous submissions are welcome, just let us know and notify us immediately if your piece is accepted elsewhere.
- Prose Submissions: double spaced, 1 inch margins, Courier or Times New Roman 12pt font only, use a header with your name/title/ and page number on each page. Eg. Munroe/Lives/46 or similar.
- Poetry Submissions: Single spaced, Courier or Times New Roman 12pt font only. Poems should appear in one document but on separate page(s). Use a header with your name, title and page number since one or two poem from your submission may be selected for publication. Eg. Winter by Jill Smith. Subsequent page header: Smith/Winter/p.2. or similar.

7. Rights: By submitting work, you agree that AWCS and Recliner Books may publish it in the upcoming anthology and has the right to publish it in digital format for up to three years after which all rights revert back to author.

8. Deadline: Submissions must be received by December 15, 2010.

Submission guidelines and other information available online. Please visit www.alexandrawriters.org

Catch

2010-09-01T21:54:00.007-06:00

If nothing else, I could always play catch with my Dad.

It was never an easy time between he and I. Me and he...we had few ideas that either could really understand...but "catch" - a ball tossed back and forth - was an easy reminder that I was his daughter - for he to remember that I was his child.

He passed on a craft he knew well. I would never throw like a girl...and I was a good catcher. More than once I've fielded line drives that dislocated my knuckles or sprained a thumb, and I could always make a play from centre field to second base without strain.

Catch was a mark my Dad etched into me. I was happy to receive it. He offered many other lessons I did not so readily adopt. That is the way it is, I think, with daughters and Dads.

Catch is a beautiful pass-time. It has no purpose. No one ever lived or died for throwing and catching, and yet this game has the rhythm of passive pleasure, like waves on a lakeshore. Every throw an advance, every catch a victory. Unlike the games that employ catching to other ends - baseball, football, rugby...the simple act of throw and catch is civilizing, mesmerizing...complete.

This weekend I played catcher to tired bodies as they crossed the finish line at Ironman 2010 (Can THIS body catch THAT body comin' through the tape?). The Ironman people actually call it "Catching".

As the beaten bodies came at me I remembered my Dad's words:

Open your eyes - if you can't see it, you won't catch it.

Plant your feet. Don't get knocked down.

Stay still...put the glove up and trust yourself.

Those bodies at the finish line at Ironman, they are crusty with salt sweat, they smell of urine or puke, or worse. The minds atop the fit bodies are exhausted and incapable of completing the simplest of tasks. They are spent. The job is to lead them, catch by catch (here is your medal, here is your shirt, throw me your timing ship, catch this water, grab some food), to the place where a loved will carry them away.

If my Dad ever read a piece of fiction, I was not there to see it. He could read, I know, but he had no time for anything that was not instructive. It's unlikely he would have read anything I've written to date. If he had, it's unlikely that he would have enjoyed it.

But when I write he is always in my head. Writing is a game of catch I play with myself. I pelt words back and forth, from one side of my head to the other. I try to throw the words so that they travel in a smooth arc, not a wasteful lob. I try to be crisp. Accurate. When I am warmed up, I let fly with the hard shit, huck it. I pick a target, always aim carefully. I try to keep good form.

I plant my feet.

No one will knock me down.

When I'm tired, I trust someone will be there to catch me, guide me toward the thing I need.

I am a body, comin' though the rye.

Catch.

Keep catching as catch can...

Kari

Let 'em Say What They Want to Say

2010-08-18T12:06:00.003-06:00

So, I'm having a chat with my lovely Mom, Dora May.

Her old mp3 played died and she bought a new one - she wants me to load it up with her favorites; the Four Tops, the Four Lads, Tom Jones, and some dude known simply as... Mantovani.

I know - makes me a bit itchy just saying it.

Anyway...Mom bought the cheap sort of MP3 player and the ear buds look like a medieval torture device.

"Oh, I won't use those things," she tells me, "I've got Skull Candy."

We talked about quite a few things yesterday, but the thing I remember most is Mom saying..."Skull Candy". It's not a phrase you expect from the lips of a very proper, impossibly elegant 78 year old.

It reminded me of the old hamburger ad campaign where the elderly woman lifts the top half of the bun, peers inside and yells "Where's the beef?". The audience loved it.

I personally make of point of saying whatever crosses my mind these days. OK, I censor some things - that's why I still have all my teeth, but mostly I let fly the fullness of my quirky genius.

But what about the characters I create?

I wonder if I've been so busy making them "consistent" that I've denied them an opportunity to surprise.

So, today I'm going through my manuscript today to check it for "Skull Candy" and "where's the beef". I'm gonna make sure that every character gets to say a little something that surprises me.

I'll report back...

Skipping along to a tune called "Breezin' Along with the Breeze"...

Kari

Roadshow

2010-08-17T18:10:00.000-06:00

Just got back from a week long road trip that started here in Cowtown and wandered down to Montana, Wyoming, South Dakota, North Dakota, Saskatchewan and back to wild rose country.

Took my notebook and favourite pens just in case I felt inspired to write a few poems or stories along the way, and in the process, turn my writer's block into a case of writer's cramp.

Saw some very interesting (and big) attractions like Yellowstone Park, The Devil's Tower, Little Bighorn Battlefield, The Black Hills and Mount Rushmore. Took pictures, bought souvenirs, ate too much, slept too little, enjoyed the prairie heat and air conditioned motel rooms.

Didn't write a whole lot at the time, but jotted down some things that might come in handy, sooner or later. Sooner would be better.

Old Faithful geyser is just that ... erupts right on schedule like it's a paid performer. And it's sooo pretty.

Park wildlife, especially bison herds, are a bit camera shy, so my husband and I take close-up photos of buffalo chips instead (a damn poor substitute.)

According to Sioux legend, The Devil's Tower was formed by a big old bear clawing its way up a big old tree, as good an explanation as any.

Hundreds of army soldiers, scouts and native warriors killed each other at the Little Bighorn, so it's gotta be haunted ... must be a spooky place after dark.

The nice folks in Deadwood stage the shooting of Wild Bill Hickock day after day after day for fun and tourist dollars. And they'll put you in a bus and drive you up to the cemetery where Bill's buried, right beside his lady friend, Calamity Jane. For no extra charge, they'll tell you some mighty corny graveyard jokes.

Bikers rule Sturgis (and the Black Hills) for the annual August rally ... take note: Hell's Angels are kinda camera shy, too.

The U.S. presidents' faces carved onto Mount Rushmore are, well, monumental, but just wait until the much, much bigger Crazy Horse monument eventually, finally, at long last get finished ... it'll make Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt and Lincoln look, well, not so monumental.

Crossing the border back into Canada at the port of Estevan on a late summer afternoon is almost a surreal experience ... the sweet little customs agent glances casually at our passports, asks us a few friendly questions and wishes us a safe trip home. By the way, is there no end to Saskatchewan? And what's up with the horizon everywhere? Just curious.

Love those biscuits and gravy for breakfast down south. Mmmm.

Love those half tacky half charming fridge magnets and key chains.

Love my cool t-shirt that says Life Is Short Spend It In Yellowstone.

Life is short.

Spend it everywhere you can.

Write lots of stuff down.

Cause writer's cramp hurts so good.

Mmmm.

Joanne Morcom

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Sex. Oh yeah. Right Here at the Writer's Corner

2010-08-11T22:31:00.005-06:00

I just finished writing a sex scene.

I've no one to blame but myself. I was the one that threw down the challenge to the novel class.

Three pages. That's what we agreed on.

Three pages.

Really?

No one can write great sex in three pages.

Great sex is not a sprint - it should be a great 10K with a happy ending. OK - most of us will settle for a well executed 5K that ends with a genuine smile and a polite thank-you.

Today my character, Chuck, had sex. I wrote about it for three hours. The poor boy was horribly inept. Still, it worked out well for him - sort of. He was scarred by the experience, but also intrigued by the possibilities.

When I write painful scenes, I often cry. When I write scenes of triumph I cry as well, and sometimes I pump my fist in the air. Sometimes when my characters are funny, I laugh. When they cook, I get hungry.

So yeah...it's getting definitely late.

Yes honey, I'll be right there.

Ummm. Gotta go.

Blush.

Kari

2010-08-04T22:55:00.001-06:00

Half Empty, Half Full

If I’m hungry, I pretend I’m not.

If I’m thirsty, I drink water or green tea with ginger, sports drinks, and technical smoothies with protein powder and glucosamine...stuff that tastes bad, but is good for me.

I hope that my purposful drinks will make me forget that I’m hungry.

If I need to write, I go for a run.

When I run, I count miles or steps until I am tired of counting.

When I write, it is because I am hungry and thirsty and tired of running, and I have exhausted my patience for counting.

I think of this as a kind of discipline.

But when I write:

Everyone is thirsty - and I let each of them drink what they want - even if they drink too much. Scotch, wine, beer...I don’t care. I let the them live.

When they are hungry, I allow them fries, truck-stop liver and onions with a side of dark gravy that arrives with a congealed skin on top, Big Macs and Slurpies, bubble gum and bubble tea, Vietnamese subs and Spolumbo’s sausages...Bernard Callebaut.

I allow them sex I would never have.

I forgive them their cowardice, lassitude, incompetence and incontinence.

I support them in their time of need and offer them a sympathetic narrator when their spirits fail.

I let them reach over my head, swim past me, go further, or deeper, darker, faster than I am capable of.

I am kinder to my characters than I am to myself.

...and when I am done writing, I feel full.

Get ‘em while they last.

Kari

Cashew. Bless you. Yes, we're nuts...

2010-07-28T20:35:00.003-06:00

There are at least two things that writers and triathletes have in common.

People think we’re nuts.

In the case of triathletes, it’s because most people just don’t get why we spend the time, put up with the discomfort, or buy all that gear to enter a race we have little or no hope of winning. I think most of those people have never crossed a finish line.

As writers, perhaps we’re stigmatized by all those wacky creatives who precede us, those brave and tortured souls who filled their pockets with stones and walked into deep water, or cut off part of an ear, or wrote naked in a glass room and periodically whipped themselves with knotted horse hair after plunging into an ice-water bath.

People who think writers are nuts, have never constructed THAT sentence…the one you wrote yourself and can read as many times as you want and it still makes the hairs on your arm stand up.

Note: People also think mountain climbers are crazy, but moutaineers have the “because it’s there” escape clause. I don’t know how they get away with that…it’s not even a strong sentence.

Moving forward…the other thing writers and triathletes have in common is that we feel the fear and do it anyway. It takes wild courage to put careful words on paper and read those words to a packed room. Anyone who’s done a reading knows how hard it is to batten down your bladder while you attempt to speak AND hold your breath at the same time. As a triathlete it’s hard to know that there’s family waiting at the finish line while you wonder if you have what it takes to arrive.

Last Christmas some friends of ours gave us a box of Kraft Dinner for Christmas…55 year old KD. When this KD was made, the Kraft people were still explaining what KD was. The box is labeled, in several places, “KRAFT macaroni and cheese DINNER for making macaroni and cheese”.

The fact that this box of KD exists at all means that, a long time ago, some man, woman or child made a conscious decision to preserve it. Perhaps it was plucked from the stores of a Cold War bunker, or from under the bed of an adolescent hoarder long since gone to college. The point is somebody saved a box of KD…for over 50 years. Seems a little weird to me. Do you think the neighbors knew?

Let’s own up - we’re all doing something a little nuts, whether we’re writing, running, or stashing soon-to-be-classic foods in a bunker under the garage.

Good thing too. Nuts is delicious. Crazy is a finish line. Weird is an act of courage. That said, it’s way more dangerous to keep your best words inside your head than it is to toss them into the air or onto a page.

Nuts is about one of the best things we can be.

Stay calm, be brave, write on.

Off to chew cashews,
Kari

Note: Microsoft Word recognizes KD as a word, but tries to ‘correct’ triathlete. Hmmmm.

Ice in Bowls and Perfect Swimming

2010-07-21T16:40:00.001-06:00

I’ve battled the fear of open water for most of my life. I’m good for hundreds of lengths in the pool, but put me in water I can’t see the bottom of, and I panic.

About a month ago I read an article in Impact Magazine titled “Swimming Without Walls” (by Brian McAsey). Brian says that the reason many people shun lakes and oceans is that cold water, particularly in the face, causes the "fight or flight" response to kick in.

Brian honestly believes that you can condition yourself past panic by sticking your face in ice water and blowing bubbles.

Brian’s funny.

I’m desperate.

In less than two weeks I have to race the first leg of my triathlon (1.2 miles) in the balmy waters of Ghost Lake. Ghost Lake is even too cold for fish.

So I get out the big bowl, fill it, and submerge my face, five days in a row. My facial pores, it is noted by a close friend, are looking very refined. My complexion glows.

Better than refined pores, on Monday evening I spent a panic free hour swimming in that icy reservoir. I did.

Really, sometimes the weird sh*t works.

Now, let’s talk about my unfinished novel.

I like to consider myself the sort of person who gets things done. I set a goal, I break the process down into steps. I find the help I need. I do the work.

Why then, six years or so after beginning, am I still working on the same book?

Completion, it seems, is my other great fear.

What if I finish the book and nobody will publish it? What if somebody publishes it but nobody buys it? What if people buy it and hate it and say mean spirited things about it? What if the leftover copies end up in the Dollarama beside their collection of distasteful looking cookbooks and bad self-help literature?

All I have to do is imagine my book being rejected and I’m overcome by the urge to carry it to safety or kick someone.

I’m paralyzed by the thought of not being accepted and loved for the genius that I am. I’m so worried about not being adored that I’m refusing to take the risks that come with completion.

Hmm...maybe what I need to get this book done is a bowl of ice water in which to soak my ego.

I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a bowl that big. Perhaps an icy lake will work.

Just keep swmming,

Kari

Let's Practice Counting

2010-07-14T17:45:00.002-06:00

I count.

Constantly.

Which is to say, I’m always counting something. Steps, for example. I’ve worn a step-counter for so long my little girl thinks it’s like a pacemaker, or a prosthetic device. She is convinced that I will die if I leave the house and it is not clipped to my waistband.

When I’m pumping gas, I count the rhythmic sounds the pump makes. I calculate the beats per litre. At my Petro-Can, the pump beats at approximately 4/bpl.

I used to play drums in the military. I can still tap my fingers at 120 beats per minute. That is the standard pace for marching. That is the pace of a heartbeat in wartime. When I run, my pace is 180 footfalls per minute. That is the pace of someone running toward a finish line, not away from gunfire.

I count the kilometers I ride, the miles I run, the lengths I swim, the pushups I press out, the ball crunches.

I count calories. Calories in. Calories out. I try to make the former a lesser number than the latter. I fail constantly. That is why, despite my best efforts, I weigh 128 lb and my bodyfat is still over 20%.

My novel has a word count. It is 53,684. I think I need 10,000 more words to make it work. I don’t try to count them as I write because that would be far too confusing.

Yesterday I did 120 pushups. The day before that I was supposed to ride 100 kilometers, but I stopped at 94.6. There was hail...too much to count.

Today I swam 100 lengths of the pool. I did three loads of laundry and bought three magazines.

Despite all my counting, I know that the things that I count don’t make me “count”.

We talk about the miles we log, but we truly count when we cross a finish line holding the hand of someone we love. We count when we write the words that make a reader laugh, or cry, or throw down the story down in disgust. We count when we inspire someone else to write words that count, or take steps that count.

I count. You should count too.

Best,

Kari

(according to the Mac, this is 382 words)

Fall Courses Now Available

2010-07-11T09:58:00.001-06:00

The AWCS is pleased to announce the 2010 fall courses are now available online. Choose from a wide array of 8 week courses, weekend intensives or one day workshops.

For details, please visit our website at www.alexandrawriters.org

2010-07-08T00:07:00.002-06:00

Hello the Unsuspecting:

Entropy. Even if you haven’t heard of it, you’ve experienced it.

It’s the tendency for every system in the universe to move from order to disorder. That’s right. In spite of our best efforts, everything around us is disorganizing (like that’s a surprise to any Mom). Physicists describe it one way, philosophers another. Yeats described it with particular eloquence “things fall apart; the center cannot hold: Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world...”

My home is like the summer house of entropy...the place it retires to on weekends when the serious randomness has been taken care of... a house in Kansas, lifted by floodwater, is teetering in a tree, a doghouse in Australia has been destroyed by a small meteorite, and in a galaxy far away two planets have collided.

Entropy visits in irksome ways.For example, I have a system in my bathroom for keeping tooth related bathroom objects (paste, floss, brushes) in a special white container. Hair related objects (brushes, combs, clips etc) belong in a blue container. No one else in the home seems to understand or believe in my system and so, over time, hair objects and tooth objects make their way into the wrong boxes.

Eventually I find a toothbrush and hair brush in the same enclosed space. It’s disorderly...PLUS it’s gross.

I take issue with entropy. I am constantly at war with unmade beds, piles of shoes, unsorted socks. (NOTE: Socks and entropy have a “special” relationship with the time/space continuum that cannot be brought down. This makes it possible for a sock that disappeared from the laundry pile three years ago to randomly reappear, say, in the refrigerator, on a Thursday in May just two days after I FINALLY give up and toss its lonely mate in the trash. Tell me it hasn’t happened at your house. Please.

However, I have a friend, Kathleen Ralph, who is a brilliant artist. She’s currently on a mission to send a piece of original art to anyone in the world who asks for one.

Her work and her projects are inspiring. She’s busy mailing out small pieces of beauty while I collect dryer lint. She paints while I make sure all the videos are in the right cases.

What I find most amazing about Kath is that she doesn’t give a pahoot about entropy. It lives in her house like another well loved and happily accepted family member. She doesn’t rant about it or try to overcome it...because she’s too busy painting.

That’s why she’s finishing up piece after piece of postcard art... and I’m still working on the same book I started YEARS ago. At the time of writing, Kathleen has made art for 304 consecutive days. It’s a safe bet that I’ve made beds every one of those days. But no one reads my beds, no one hangs them on a wall...and no one is inspired by the “hospital corner” style folds at the foot-ends of the bed. That said, if Martha Stewart drops in, I’m golden.

So...this week I resolve to write one page before I wipe those little pee drips off the rim of the toilet bowl. I resolve to write one page before I figure out whether the green stuff in the fridge is animal or vegetable, or before I wash the dog’s dishes (he eats poop for crying out loud, what does he care about the state of his dishes).

I’ll suck something out of me before I suck something out of the carpet on the stairs.

I’ll power through one page before I power through a bike or swim or run. Just one page.

Piss off entropy. You won’t miss me...plus I kind of like it when I find socks in the fridge. It’s like Christmas, only weirder.

Bless you (even if you didn't sneeze). Pass it on (to the guy who picked your nose in traffic...I know it's hard, do it anyway).

Rock... like there's nobody rollin'

Kari

To check in on Kathleen Ralph and her work:

http://web.me.com/kathleen.ralph/www.CalliopesMusing.com/Home.html.

Write, Submit…Rejected

2010-07-05T14:02:00.001-06:00

You’ve worked hours on your next masterpiece. Sweat has poured from your brow as you have tried to get each word absolutely right. Punctuation in just the right place. Each line has been written and re-written until it flows like water from a tap. It’s perfect. How could any editor or judge not see it for what it is? The best manuscript you have ever written.

The literary magazine or contest has already been chosen, now you have to make sure you’re following the submission guidelines exactly. Page numbers are in place, a cover page written and you’re sure to not include your name or address on any of the written pages. You print your masterfully crafted pages, seal them in an envelope, address the envelope and skip off to the post office box, knowing the editors would be crazy to not publish this great work.

Now you wait. The submission deadline is still weeks away so you know you won’t hear anything for awhile. If at all. Now you start to question your abilities as a writer. You want more than anything to relish in that high of success. But there are so many good, no great, writers out there. Surely there will be something better than yours.

But what do you do? You can’t just sit around and wait for a response because it could be months and if it’s a contest you just submitted to, it’s likely the only way you’ll know you weren’t selected is when you receive that subscription that you had to pay for just to submit. Nothing like reading the stories that were better than yours. But maybe it’s not such a bad thing. You can read those stories and analyze them to see what it is the magazine was really looking for. Find that thing that stood out above all others and try to implement it into your own writing.

So what’s left? You want to be a writer but you know the likelihood of you getting published is slim to none. Do you give up on your dream or do you just keep trying? Stephen King didn’t give up. Margaret Atwood didn’t give up. No, giving up is not an option. All those famous writers were in your shoes once. Experiencing rejection after rejection but they kept on going.

You have to keep writing. Keep doing what you love. Crafting more and more great masterpieces. Keep submitting.

I have actually learned to appreciate the rejection letter. After all, it means that I have been writing. Someone once told me, each rejection just puts you that much closer to an acceptance. So how can you give up knowing that you are THAT close. What if the next one is the one?

To become a published writer is a long and arduous journey. The rejection can be demoralizing. Make you want to throw down that pencil and say screw it.

Anything worth doing is hard. Remember that, and keep writing. Enjoy the rejections because one day they will be a thing of the past.

Robin van Eck

A Riddle for Writers

2010-07-04T14:21:00.001-06:00

This riddle has one general answer and ten specific answers.

RIDDLE – WHO ARE WE?

By Rick Borger

We’ll change the meanings of things you say.
Parts of your words we’ll cut away.
We might close in on your words at times
(As if some things you said were crimes).
We’ll stop you after every thought.
It may seem cruel, but it is not.
We’ll slow you down, or we’ll raise your tone!
Your words “won’t seem to be your own.”
We’ll strike three times when you grow silent...
Could we really be so violent,
Cutting you off with a single stroke—
Making you pause with a twist and a poke;
Turning your statements into riddles?
That’s how each of us fools and fiddles
With stories and essays and poems you write.
We’re only helping you get them right.

Rick Borger is a long time AWCS member and volunteer.

Canada Day Special...The Lawn Chair

2010-07-01T21:48:00.000-06:00

Happy Canada Day! You may have big plans to spend the day with your family. Go on an afternoon adventure to Heritage Park, Spruce Meadows or the Calgary Zoo.

Or maybe you spent your day gardening, housecleaning or...shopping for lawn furniture.

The Lawn Chair
by Gillian Zylka

I’m seeking a place for a nice sit. My front lawn is inviting; I’ve never taken a seat here before. The back yard is ripped up, a project on the go, torn silvered planks stacked from the ancient deck, plans materializing in our heads, dollars elusive.

There are many distractions on the street, semi constant traffic, it’s still early rush hour. Lots of green though; grass, trees, bushes. Here comes the bus, not green but blue, all these years on a bus route, handy for the kids. But never knew how busy until now. The sky is a water colour blue; chirping tiny birds are perched in the silver green leaves threatening to poop. Not on the laptop. Where are all these people going on our little street? It’s a bit breezy out here today, the leaves rustle above my head, and a screw is boring into my back.

Giving up my pay cheque to write, I merely observe rush hour traffic now, thinking of trips I have forgone, shopping expeditions I do with trepidation, new vehicles only a dream, knowing a job will provide these things, but will I give up my hours of deliberation? Nah.

I wrote this morning first one of many projects, realizing as I went how much revision I need to do. The little snippets here and the threads there, going through my head, never a single thought, always the abstract, which is the challenge, the excitement and the worry, altogether, it’s what I do

* * *

My project today; looking at Adirondack chairs at Canadian Tire, my only intent was to look, honest. The authentic versions that you would hope to find by a lakeside in Muskoka are expensive, but a sign thoughtfully guides me down to aisle thirty nine where the imitation wood chairs are. Nowhere in sight are these chairs, but what I do find are a couple of dandy cedar knock offs for $55.00 each. What I don’t count on when I get them home, and out of the box, is that there is some assembly required. Okay, my husband has three drills, if I can locate one that has a charge, I am in business. I pull all the pieces out of the box, carefully unwrap them of their ubiquitous bubble wrap and fit them together in a semblance of order, minus the screws mind you.

The mighty Ron mobile pulls up, the 1978 camper ho, and here is Dad, from Victoria unannounced, unexpected. At first I am irritated, annoyed, there goes the afternoon over to tea and biscuits and nonstop one sided conversation (his). The sucking of orange sections in the morning, and meticulous neatening of my otherwise flustered home, are two of the things he likes to do while visiting, but after the hugs and the formalities, well, there’s nothing my eighty year old Dad likes better than to put something together. From out of the camper come all the manual tools he uses on his boat. We figure out the pieces, the drilled holes, the long bolts, versus the medium bolts, the bolts with no screws, the bolts that fit, the bolts that don’t, the screws, the power cord that plugs into the dead power drill. He works like he is figuring out a puzzle, taking joy in each mystery solved of what goes where, and with minutes to spare from his evening dinner arrangement, he has that puppy put together. Minus three screws and without counter sinking the screw that now sticks in my back, I have my made in China, imitation Adirondack/Muskoka chair that I position on the front lawn, right by the shrubbery. Other than looking a little forlorn by itself, missing its partner, (still in the box), it adds a touch of je ne sais quoi to the curb appeal of my otherwise green-cottage home. My husband, Rick,will have to put the next one together, or Dad might show up again, provident and timely as only he can be.

I could attempt it myself.

Gillian Zylka has been published in the Kerby News for Seniors in Calgary Alberta, The National Post, and the Calgary Herald. Her creative non-fiction piece titled, "Jane Ann and Friends" will be published in the 2010 summer edition of Write On! Magazine. Also upcoming is a longer comment in Literal Latte of New York City. She is currently at work on longer pieces of fiction and non fiction.

A funny thing happened on the way to my blog...

2010-06-30T22:01:00.001-06:00

A funny thing happened on the way to my blog....

I’m not a particularly nice person. In fact, I’m often rude and abrasive, judgmental, opinionated. And that’s when I’m at the grocery store. When I get into my car...that’s when my inner badass takes control.

The other night I am driving home down a major thoroughfare not too far from my house. The car in front of me is driving too slow for words (except the bad words).

It’s a sporty vehicle with dark window tint...through the darkened glass I can make out a bobbing ponytail.

I’m convinced it’s a young woman texting as she drives.

I pull to the left of the lane so she can see me in her side mirror. Nothing changes. She signals right...the same turn I need to make to go to my house. As I round the corner the silver car veers to the side of road, the window opens, and the driver gives me the finger.

It’s not a young stranger. It’s a woman I know (and really like). Her children go to my daughter’s school. I stop my car and we both have a good laugh and quick chat. Apologies are made and bad behaviors are forgiven.

But really, I totally deserved that finger, I was following too close. I was, in the words of my "zenner" friends, sending out messages of anger to the universe. Damn straight. However, it turns out my friend wasn’t texting at all, she was simply engrossed in a conversation with her passenger (another friend of mine).

I’ve always believed that the veneer of civilization is thin. I know that every conscious act sees me either sanding down that thin protective shell, or applying coat or varnish.

I’m generally pretty abrasive. Whether I mean to or not, I do a lot of sanding. Writing gives me a chance to be varnish.

Today I drove from one end of the city to the other, down Deerfoot Trail...twice - during road repair season. That’s right - twice in the same day.

I better put down some serious pages soon. I’ve got a lot of varnishing to do.

Write like there's nobody watching. Chances are...

Kari

An Ode to Oscar

2010-06-27T07:59:00.000-06:00

by Paula Ohreen

My godson Oscar’s a lively lad,
And seeing him blue made us all sad.
Not wanting to go out with his friends & play,
Looking like he was wasting away.

Now his mother being a clever lass,
Tested his sugars and let out a gasp.
When the monitor showed 33.3,
She said to herself, “that can’t possibly be.
I know I’m no doctor, but Lord God in heaven,
I’m sure that number should be between 4 and 7.”

She called the health link, but to no avail,
The nurse was disbelieving of her tale.
She made her feel she was mad as a hatter,
For testing sugars to see what was the matter.
Take him to his doctor within 3 days hence.
Thank God his mother isn’t that dense.

So off to the doctor the very next morning,
You’ve no appointment, came the receptionist’s warning.
But a mother’s instinct is not to be messed with,
And mother bear syndrome is not just a myth.
So before poor Oscar even knew what was up,
He was in the bathroom, peeing into a cup.

And away they were sent not 10 minutes later,
The doctor had become her vindicator.
Your instinct was right, if you’d waited 3 days,
I shudder to think what might have taken place.

So off to the children’s with letter in hand,
And instructions to accept no delays, but demand
He be seen by a doctor with knowledge of type 1 diabetes,
This wasn’t the time for negotiating long treaties.
Time’s of the essence with this type of disorder.
He needs treatment now, and in good order.

No food was permitted for the rest of the day.
How can a body go so astray?
Just a few hours later the diagnosis came in,
For the rest of his life he’d be dependant on insulin.

‘Twas no boat loads of biscuits or truck loads of treats,
That made Oscar’s pancreas start missing some beats.
They don’t know why it happens. Just that it does,
And back in the 20’s the name Banting was the big buzz.
For he discovered a way to keep our Oscar alive,
And not only that – to even thrive.

In front of Banting’s house the flame of hope still burns,
And other researchers have taken their turns,
But they need your help to extinguish that flame,
And here’s where I tell you the aim of the game.
When the flame is put out it means they’ve found a cure.
No more finger pricks and injections for Oscar to endure.

If this tale’s touched a cord, and you’d like to donate,
Please follow this link, and take the bait.
Let’s put out that flame for once and for all.
Let’s get all the kids back to having a ball.
Playing rugby, or hockey, or just watching the telly.
Roll on, no more injections in the belly.

Free Fall Writing

2010-06-24T12:45:00.000-06:00

What is freefall writing and why should you do it?

Free fall writing is the act of writing, uninhibited, without editing as you do. The words just flow from your fingertips in a barrage of short choppy sentences that sometimes make no sense but subconsciously they do mean something to you.

Some writers free fall write in the morning if for no other reason than to clear their minds. Others might free fall write because they have committed to writing at least a page a day, or to free the mind of writer's block and find some new ideas for a short story or poem. And still others do it to get over an obstacle they may have encountered in the novel they are working on.

Many will free fall an entire chapter or more, letting the characters guide the story. Maybe you can't figure out why some of your secondary characters behave the way they do. Try free fall writing their back story, you might be amazed at what you discover.

No matter what your reason for doing it, free fall writing is an effective writing tool. If you've never done it, you really should try it.

Even try free fall writing as a group. AWCS offers two free fall group writing sessions every other Friday. Visit our website for more details. http://www.alexandrawriters.org/

More on Free Fall Writing
Free Fall Method of Creative Writing
http://www.freefallwriting.com/
www.peace.ca/writingforchange.htm

Calling All Writers

2010-06-22T22:38:00.002-06:00

Do you have some great writing tips that you would like to share with other writers? Or maybe you have a short story or poem you would like to share.

Writer's Corner is looking for guest bloggers to blog about all topics writing related. Make it fun, witty or serious, the sky is the limit. Send us your stuff and we will post what we can.

Submission Guidelines:
There really aren't any. Just send us your stuff.

Open to all writers from all over the world.

If your piece is selected for publication, we will also add a link on our site to your blog or website. All we ask is that you do the same. Follow us, and we will follow you. Tell all your friends and followers, tweet and announce it on Facebook.

Please send your submissions by email to: awcs@telusplanet.net

Would you like to do a weekly column? Send us a proposal to the above mentioned email address.

We can't pay you, but we can help spread your name.

So let's get writing. Looking forward to your submissions.

Keeping It Fresh

2010-05-21T21:51:00.002-06:00

This blog is going to undergo some changes and try to enhance traffic just a little. Check back frequently for contests and incentives to keep the creative juices flowing. We want this to be a fun outlet for writers of all levels without all the formalities. If you want details about upcoming courses and events you can visit our website at any time.

For the purpose of the blog, lets just have a little fun and write. Send us your submissions and we'll start sharing. Send us some ideas for fun new interactive activities to share. We want to hear from you.

Spring Courses Now Available Online

2010-04-06T16:56:00.002-06:00

AWCS Spring Courses are now available online. Visit www.alexandrawriters.org for more information.

At A Glance

8 Week Courses

1.00/1.01 Introductory Creative Writing

Two days and times to choose from.
Daytime, Wednesdays from 1pm-3pm, Begins April 21, 2010
Evening, Mondays from 7-9pm, Begins April 19, 2010

2.00 Short Fiction
Thursdays, 7-9pm Begins April 22, 2010

4.00 Finding Your Muse
Tuesdays, 7-9pm, Begins April 20, 2010

5.00 The Artist's Way
Tuesdays, 7-9pm, Begins April 20, 2010

Saturday Workshops

April 24, 2010
Creative Writing on the Web
Haiku/Tanka Poetry

May 1, 2010
Your Modifier is Dangling: Best Practices of Copyediting

May 8, 2010
Setting Your Profession to Fiction

May 15, 2010
To Write Monologues or Not to Write...

June 5&12, 2010
Getting The Words Right

Weekend Writing Intensives

April 30-May 2
Act One: Fade In

May 14-16, 2010
CSI Calgary: The Art of the Effective Detective

May 28-30, 2010
Crank it Out with Kimmy Beach

May 28-30, 2010
Life Into Story

2010-03-16T19:15:00.001-06:00

Alexandra Writers’ Centre Society
Now Accepting Applications for the 2012 Writer in Residence

The Alexandra Writers’ Centre Society is now accepting applications for the spring 2012 Writer in Residence. The residency will run for a two-month period, March/April or April/May, (dates to be confirmed after selection).

The following commitments are required:

· A reading that introduces the author to members and the community
· Thirty (30) one-on-one manuscript critique sessions.
· Two (2) one day workshops (six hours)
· A reading to close the residency.

The successful candidate must be:

· A published author with teaching experience.
· Comfortable critiquing a variety of genres (prose, poetry, non-fiction)

Application Package should include:

· A cover letter introducing yourself and a short exposition on what would make you a good choice for the residency.
· Resume or CV listing publishing credits and teaching experience.
· Theme and outline for your proposed workshops.

Remuneration: The successful candidate will be paid $2500 for the two month commitment.

Send to:
AWCS WIR Selection Committee
Alexandra Writers Centre Society
922, 9th Ave. SE, Calgary, AB T2G 0S4

Applications will be accepted until midnight, January 31, 2011. A decision will be made on or before April 30, 2011. Applications sent by email will not be accepted.

For more information, please contact the Alexandra Writers Centre Society in Calgary at 403.264.4730 or by email at: awcs@telusplanet.net

Now Accepting Applications

2010-03-14T12:10:00.003-06:00

The Alexandra Writers Centre Society is now accepting applications for the 2012 Writer in Residence. Please visit our website for complete applications details and how to submit. www.alexandrawriters.org

Winter Semester Student Reading

2010-03-12T12:44:00.003-07:00

Date: March 26, 2010
Time: 7:30pm
Venue: Rose Room (main floor Alexandra Centre)
922, 9th Ave SE, Calgary

As the winter semester winds to a close, it's time to celebrate the accomplishments of this semesters students. Eight grueling weeks has passed, full of classes, workshops and weekend intensives. Come out and support the students who, for some, are reading to an audience for the first time. Guaranteed to be some laughter, maybe even a few tears.

Admission: AWCS Members: Free Non-Members: $2

Instructors Reading and Registration Night

2009-12-11T11:41:00.002-07:00

Join us January 8, 2010 at 7:30pm for the Instructors Reading and Registration Night at AWCS.
This is an opportunity for students to hear readings from their potential instructors, ask questions to ensure they are registering for the right course to suit their writing needs and to register for classes.
Refreshments provided.
Admission: Free
Hope to see you all there.

NEW FOR 2010

2009-12-10T10:45:00.002-07:00

New for 2010. Weekend Intensives
Check out our full lineup of weekend writing intensives all available online at www.alexandrawriters.org

This is a great way to get the instruction of an 8 week course in one full weekend.
Everything from writing a mystery to memoirs to learning about metaphors. We have it all.

The Membership Advantage

2009-08-05T19:51:00.002-06:00

As an AWCS member you receive some valuable benefits.

Discount on courses and workshops
Participate in student readings
Access to AWCS Library
AWCS Write Now!
Alexandra Musings E-zine
Manuscript Critique Service
Peer Critique Groups
Special Member Only Events
Writer in Residence
Alexandra Writer’s Directory
Freefall Magazine
Monthly Board Meetings
Annual General Meeting

8 Week Courses/One Day Saturday Workshops

As a member you receive a discounted rate on all courses and workshops. We have something for writers of all skill levels. Day and evening classes and one day Saturday workshops are available for your convenience. Sessions run 3 times a year – Fall, Winter and Spring. Visit our website for a full list of current courses and workshops.

Student Readings: An Audience Like No Other

At the end of every semester we offer students the unique opportunity to read their work in front of a group of other writers, family and friends. This is a great opportunity to meet other writers, network and just have a little fun after all the hard work. It’s an audience like no other. Supportive and non-judgmental, nearly everyone in this audience has been there. Held in November, March and June, visit our website for exact dates and times.

AWCS Library

As a member you have unlimited access to our ever expanding reference library containing book and magazines on writing as well as some great works of literature. It’s simple, fill out the lending card and you have 4 weeks to read and enjoy. Late fees are by donation so depending on your level of guilt you can contribute as little or as much as you wish.

Monthly Board Meetings

The board of directors meets the first Saturday of every month from September to June. As a member you are welcome to attend any or all board meetings. Bring your ideas, comments, or questions.

Annual General Meeting

The AGM is held the last Sunday in August. As a member you are encouraged to attend to vote on various opportunities, offer suggestions for improvement, propose new programs and elect your new board of directors.

AWCS Write Now!

Be the first to know about upcoming events, new programs and course offerings. AWCS Write Now is a monthly email newsletter letting you know what’s happening, before it happens. Contains information about events within as well as around the city.

Alexandra Musings E-zine

Musings is a bi-monthly email newsletter containing articles from our members, upcoming event information, past event information and so much more. Submit as often as you like, this is a great step towards publication credits. Deadlines are the 15th day of each month of publication. Visit our website for complete submission guidelines.

Peer Critique Groups

After the completion of a class, the students have gotten so comfortable with each other and value each other’s opinions that they choose to continue to meet as a group.
Other members may have not written anything in awhile and would just like a chance to meet with other writers to get the creative juices flowing again. AWCS offers onsite space for your meetings at a reasonable rate. Contact the office for more information.

Alexandra Writer’s Directory

As a member you have the option to be included in our directory and have access to other members contact information for the purpose of setting up critique groups, special events and other writing related activities. A great way to get to know other members of AWCS. Go for coffee, do an email critique/exchange of manuscripts.

Freefall Magazine

A one year subscription (2 issues) to Freefall Magazine is included in your membership. You can submit short stories, poetry, artwork or photography for possible publication. Submission deadlines are June 30 and December 31 (contest issue). Visit www.freefallmagazine.ca for complete submission guidelines and theme for upcoming contest issue.

What Is Free Fall Writing?

2009-08-05T19:49:00.001-06:00

Free Fall Method of Writing

The free fall method of writing encourages the writer to write without editing as they go. That editorial instinct, common to most writers, can be tempting but also time-consuming and counter productive.

W.O. Mitchell’s free fall method encourages writers to switch off their inner editor and just write as the thoughts come into their minds, relying on sensory information and memories. The writer can edit after the piece is finished, but during the process, it is essential that the writer does not revise his or her work.

What Makes Us Unique?

AWCS offers three sessions of classes per year for adults. The small class sizes allow for more in depth focus on your own work. In addition, each student participates in critiquing other writers work and in turn having their own work critiqued. After all, who is a better judge of what works and is engaging than other writers. Don’t forget, we all read books before we became writers.

At the end of each session we offer all students the opportunity to read their work in front of an audience of other writers, friends and family. This is a great chance to meet other writers, network and just have fun.

Fall 2009 Writing Courses

2009-08-05T18:05:00.004-06:00

Eight-Week Writing Courses
Fees: Members $120 Non-Members: $150

1.01 Introductory Creative Writing
Instructor: Elaine Morin
Day/Time: Thursdays, 7-9pm
Date: Begins September 24, 2009
In the introductory courses, the basics of character, plot, dialogue and setting are introduced through discussion, practical exercises and mutual feedback.

1.02 Introductory Creative Writing
Instructor: Vicki Chatham
Day/Time: Fridays, 1:30-3:30pm
Date: Begins September 25, 2009
In the introductory courses, the basics of character, plot, dialogue and setting are introduced through discussion, practical exercises and mutual feedback.

2.00 Short Story
Instructor: Susan Calder-Arnold
Day/Time: Tuesdays, 7-9pm
Date: Begins September 22, 2009
The short story from beginning to end: how to hook your reader, sustain interest and bring the story to a satisfying conclusion. Through written assignments and the study of published short stories we will examine techniques for portraying character, plot, scene, setting, dialogue and more. Students will share their work with the class and participate in group critiques. We'll wrap up with tips for marketing your short stories. Prerequisite: Introductory Creative Writing

3.10 Introductory Poetry
Instructor: Susan Plett
Day/Time: Thursdays, 7-9pm
Date: Begins September 24, 2009
Want to give poetry a try but don't know where to start? Join Calgary poet Susan Plett for a truly painless introduction to the art of poem making.

3.20 Form Poetry
Instructor: Micheline Maylor
Day/Time: Mondays, 7-9pm
Date: Begins September 21, 2009
A "fright free" way to try and learn about Sonnets, Villanelles, Terza Rima, Rhymed Couplets and others. Each week a new form will be briefly introduced, historically and structurally, and then you are free to try it. Each week will also include a critique of the past assignment. This is an advanced level course.

4.00 Personal Essay
Instructor: Ellen Kelly
Day/Time: Wednesdays, 7-9pm
Date: Begins September 23, 2009
Does your writing say what you want it to say? Is there deeper significance to your personal writing? Learn how to expand your written work into a clear and concise essay by examining style, focus, audience and purpose. Applicable techniques used in fiction will be discussed and some published essays will be studied. There will be a workshopping component to this course.

5.00 World Builders: Crafting Quality Fantasy and Science Fiction
Instructor: Brad Carr
Day/Time: Wednesdays, 7-9pm
Date: Begins September 23, 2009
About what does an elf sing? What colour is an alien sky? A World Builder accepts the imaginative burden of examining his or her alternate reality in detail, considering not only characters, but those characters' social, political and ecologic surroundings. Sign up for World Builders and experience some of the greats at work, all while you build and populate your own world.

Saturday Seminars/Workshops

Special Fee, except as noted: Members: $60 Non-Members: $70

September 26 Life Into Story
Instructor: Lori Hahnel http://www.lorihahnel.ca/
In this workshop we will learn how to transform real life experiences into the stuff of fiction, with an emphasis on the importance of character as the primary driving force of story. Through discussion we will explore the relationship between fictional characters and real people and will use exercises to begin developing memorable characters.

October 3 Songwriting
Instructor: Phyllis Wheaton http://www.phylliswheaton.com/
Enjoy writing and wonder how you can turn a story or poem into a song from scratch? You will enjoy this one day songwriting class with facilitator Phyllis Wheaton. She has recorded and published poetry and music and will lead this class in discovering their own songs.

October 17 Screenwriting
Instructor: Phyllis Heltay
Have you ever watched a movie and thought, "I could write that!"? This workshop will cover the essentials of screenplay writing: format, dialogue, action, character development and the story arc. Get the inside scoop on how material is developed for the big screen and find out if YOUR idea would sell.

October 24, 31 & November 7 (Three Saturdays)
Raising The Dead
Instructor: Carolyn Pogue http://www.carolynpogue.ca/

Fee: Members $120 Non Members $150

Write historical fiction by harvesting your family history for intriguing characters and amazing plots. Participants will imaginatively connect with one of their ancestors, as if one were a character in a story. Writers will work through a series of free fall and other exercises to create historical fiction with a personal touch. Please bring to the first session a family tale, artifact or photograph of the ancestor you intend to write about.

October 24 Submissions and Markets
Instructor: Lorna Schultz-Nicholson http://www.lornaschultznicholson.com/
If your goal is to see your words in print, discover what to expect, what works and what doesn't work. Whether you want to publish articles, poetry, fiction or books, learn tips on possible markets, effective queries, formats for submissions, useful websites and helpful groups so you can achieve your dream.